A song about a "bout with gout". Dwight tells a story and sings a song he wrote about his recent camping trip to Moab where he came down with gout. Toe Pain Blues Lyrics Gonna tell you a story of sufferin' Gonna sing you the blues I may not look like a man in pain But if you could walk a mile in my shoes No I haven't lost my job, my house or my car My woman didn't leave me with a broken heart Those people have no idea what true pain is about You just don't know how it feels to be a man with gout We hiked all day Something just wasn't right And then in the tent where I lay Couldn't sleep through the night I said, Kristy there's something I've been keeping back Something swelling and throbbing down in my sleeping sack She opened her eyes in fear until I told her the cold plain truth Then she understood that I got some serious toe pain blues The slightest movement was pure pain galore Then she said I've never driven a truck or on a 4-wheel road before She packed the tent and loaded up the gear And off we went with my foot suspended in the air If you want to camp out -- you just can't get gout -- toe pain Don't forget this fact -- I have to drive you back -- toe pain she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie -- toe pain Now I've tried cherry juice Poured myself a nightly glass It don't cure the toe pain blues It just gives me wicked gas Vitamin C, alfalfa, calcium -- I've tried them all Now I can't eat meat, now I can't drink alcohol And being sober -- just don't seem to ...
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